Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep!
My doctor told me that I have a condition known as narco-somnia, which has symptoms of both narcolepsy and insomnia.
That's probably why I always sleep with one eye open.
A lot of people are afraid of heights...
Not me, I'm afraid of widths!
Have you heard about the pharmaceutical company that developed a new drug which, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent?
The FDA refused to license it, though. Seems it was habit-forming.