Senior citizens have taken to texting with gusto. They even have their own vocabulary:
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered by Medicare
FWB: Friend with Beta-blockers
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
What do you call an escalator that stalls?
Stairs!
About all you can get with a nickel these days is heads or tails.
Joe says, "How are the golf lessons going Mike?"
"Great, I learned I am standing too close to the ball....after I hit it."