A couple took a puddle-jumping flight with 4 stops on the way to Dallas. At the first stop, a little white truck drove up to the plane's wing.
Wife: "What's that truck doing?"
Husband: "We're taking on more fuel."
The refueling process was repeated at the next two stops as well. At the last stop before Dallas:
Husband: "Ya know, in spite of all these delays, we're making pretty good time."
Wife (pointing out the window): "Maybe -- but that little white truck is keeping up with us!"
So what comes next, after the man bun?
Why the 'He-hive' of course!
I don't believe anything atoms say...
... they make up everything!
An auto mechanic received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners."
Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a clunk. He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk. Back at the shop, he opened the car's trunk, and soon discovered the problem.
Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with this notation: "Remove bowling ball from trunk".