Best Jokes

A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage.

The Photon replies, "No I'm traveling light."

The boss over heard an employee singing during work and it sounded awful. He asked, "Is that in the key of L?"

Puzzled, the employee says, "Key of L? I'm not really sure?"

The boss replies, "Well it sure sounds like L to me!"

What did the lazy pair of scissors say the to dotted line?

You are tear-able!

Mom: Hi.
Son: I'm in a meeting....BRB.

Mom: BRB means????
Son: Be Right back.

Mom: Okay, IAW.
Son: IAW?

Mom: I Am Waiting.
Son: That's not an abbreviation mom!

Mom: Why? Only you can make one? Who do you think you are? I can make one up too.