Best Jokes

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

The tombstones on the left were identical to the tombstones on the right. He was buried in the middle of the symmetry.

A cruise ship full of Mother-in-Laws was heading towards Hawaii for a week when their ship capsized killing everyone. Their families cried for a for a whole week. But after 3 weeks one man was still crying, so the people asked him what was wrong? Why are you still crying? The man replies, "My Mother-in-Law missed the darn boat!

Did you hear about the dumb guy who bought "Math for Dummies" at Barnes & Noble for $19.99?

He gave the clerk a $100.00 bill and received a $1.00 bill back as his change.