A man rolls on the couch, clutching his knee in agony. His wife asks him, "What's the matter dear?”
The man replies, "I have got a splitting headache in my knee."
A secretary has been to London with her boss. When she is back at the office one of her colleagues asks her if the boss has shown her Big Ben.
"Yes, already on the boat."
What's the difference between a jeweler, a vendor, and a bottle of glue?
A jeweler sells watches.
A vendor watches what he sells.
As for the bottle of glue, I thought you might have got stuck with that one.
A man has written a book about how to understand women. The pages are blank.