Best Jokes

What's the difference between a jeweler, a vendor, and a bottle of glue?

A jeweler sells watches.
A vendor watches what he sells.

As for the bottle of glue, I thought you might have got stuck with that one.

A man has written a book about how to understand women. The pages are blank.

I went to the local bookstore and asked where the self-help section was. The worker said that if he told me, it would defeat the purpose.

I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.

Please don't buy it.