Best Jokes

My wife enjoys sports and anything else that calls for an argument.

Notice on the bulletin board at the wrestling arena: “There will be a rehearsal for tonight’s bout.”

The workman was hanging a sigh outside of Congress. It read, “Solicitors, fakers and grafters will not be permitted in the House.”
Just then a senator happened by. “Better strike out grafters,” he said, “or we’ll never be able to raise a quorum.”

Notice on the bulletin board at the wrestling arena: “There will be a rehearsal for tonight’s bout.”