Best Jokes

I am the most athletic skeleton around, no bones about it!

The professor had just related to his history class the event where an ancient runner had covered the 29 miles from the plains of Marathon to Troy to finally cry "Victory - Victory" and then fall dead from the run. Asking for comments, the class sat quietly until one student, a cross-country team member from the back of the room quietly asked - "did anybody get his time?"

Q: Why did the man fall off the building?
A: He tripped.

Q: How many animals were on Moses ark?
A: The ark wasn't Moses’ it was Noah.