Best Jokes

A wealthy ninety years old tycoon is meeting with is financial advisor. The advisor is very excited and tells the old man. “ I just found out about an investment I can make for you which will double your money in just five years!”
“Five years? Are you kidding?” exclaims the old man. “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”

A man took a bag of light bulbs back to the shop and asked for his money back, the manager asked, “why do you want your money back? The man replied, I planted every one of those light bulbs and not one of them flowered!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alexplain later now let me in.

As a distinguished matron approached the church entrance, a little boy stepped aside and held the door for her.

"What a polite little doorman," she said as she walked through. "Is there a tip involved?"

"Oh, no," answered the young man. "My mother taught me never to be good for money, but always to be good for nothing."