Best Jokes

“Hi? Is this the mental hospital?”
“Yes, it is.”
“Can I speak to Mr. Scott in room ten?
“One moment and I’ll connect you …. I’m sorry, Mr. Scott in not answering.”
“Good. That means I must have really escaped.”

Lead me not into temptation -- I can find the way myself.

I like your approach… let’s see your departure.

When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded