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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Doctor: What’s wrong with your bother?
Boy: He thinks he is a chicken.
Doctor: really? How long has this been going on?
Boy: Five years.
Doctor: Five years!
Boy: We would have brought him in earlier, but we needed the eggs.

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A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear. He says, “What is wrong with me?
The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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The best part about computers is that they make very fast, specific mistakes.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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