Ham and eggs: a day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
I’m reading an incredibly interesting book about antigravity.
“I just can’t put it down.”
The best part about owning a restaurant for cats is the your customers don’t complain when they get hair in their food.
Never say anything bad about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. By then he’s a mile away, you have got his shoes, and your can say whatever you want to.