An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.”
The dad says, “I am sorry -- can’t have it both ways.”
Do you know why Noah didn’t fish very often?
He only had two worms.
What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
I’m the wiener!
What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?
Hop in