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How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?
“ Eclipse it.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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I intend to live forever – so far, so good.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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I always wanted to be somebody, but I guess I should have been more specific.

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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |