Best Jokes

Why can’t you have two elephants in your swimming pool at the same time?
Because they’d only have one pair of trunks.

Why do hummingbirds hum?
“Because they can't remember the words!"

Did you hear about the skunk that went to church?

“He had his own pew.”

The best part about owning a restaurant for cats is that your customers don’t complain when they get hair in their food.