Best Jokes

Explorer walking in the Amazon Rain Forest comes across a clearing with a dead 60ft dinosaur and a hunter sat astride it. He asks the hunter, "Who killed the dinosaur?"

"I did,” replied the hunter.

"How did you kill it?"

"With my club.”

The Explorer was astonished, so he inquired, "How big is your club then?"

The hunter answered, "There are about 400 of us now."

A cop pulls a young guy over:
"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.
"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.
Yup, but I didn't see you!

Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: Every time they see a bikini they suck their belly in

Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?
A. The cold shoulder.