Best Jokes

Teacher: What’s the outside layer of a tree called, Tommy?

Tommy: Don’t Know.

Teacher: Bark, Tommy.

Tommy: Woof, Woof.

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day.
It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot. "I think I am planting them too deep."

There's a robbery at the cereal factory. The robber takes all of the money and then puts a gun to the manager's head.

The robber asks "Any last requests?"

The manager says, "LIFE!"

The robber is caught off-guard, "You mean the cereal?"