Best Jokes

What happens when you boil a funny bone?

It becomes a laughing stock.

I read that "by law you have to turn on your headlights when it is raining in SWEDEN."

How am I suppose to know if it's raining in Sweden???

I found a vinyl record called "Sounds of the Wasps."

When I played it, I said to myself, "This doesn't sound like wasps."

I was right. I was playing the B-side.

Saw a lad standing on one leg at an ATM.

Confused, I asked him what he was doing?

He was just checking his balance.