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A bartender broke up with her boyfriend...

But he kept asking her for another shot.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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I started a new job as a security guard last night.

Before my boss left he told me I had to make sure I watched the office all night.

I am on season 2 already but I don't know what it has to do with security.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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A woman comes home from a date rather sad. She tells her mother, "He proposed to me an hour ago."

"So why are you upset?" her mother asks.

"Because he also told me he's an atheist. He doesn't even believe there's a hell!"

Her mother replies, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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What did the iodine say to copper?

"I Cu!"

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posted by "DarkFairy" |