Best Jokes

On a billboard ad for a safe company...

"If your stuff is stolen, it’s not our vault!"

Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didn’t work.

Thanksgiving Day was approaching and the family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to church.

Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing: "The Pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers."

"Oh yeah?" her young grandson replied. "Then why is their dad carrying that rifle?"

My doctor says she's been practicing medicine for ten years...

I asked her to call me when she's done practicing and gets serious.