What do you do when you receive really, really slow restaurant service?
You call the restaurant and ask if they deliver to TABLE #16.
A man went into a bookstore and complained...
“I bought this book from you yesterday, 'Cowards in History' and all the pages fell out!"
The sales assistant said, “That’s because it has no spine.”
Boy: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?"
Teacher: "Good job, you just did."
How many PHILOSOPHERS does it take to change a light bulb?
TWO: One to argue it's not dark. The other to argue that true light is impossible.