Best Jokes

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A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it.

"This is the Bexfield diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it."

"What's the curse?" the man asked.

"Mr. Bexfield."

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary...

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "srg" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?

Can you please be more Pacific!

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer.

“Want another?” asked the bartender.

“I think not,” Descartes replied. Then he disappeared.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |