A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it.
"This is the Bexfield diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it."
"What's the curse?" the man asked.
"Mr. Bexfield."
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific!
Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
“Want another?” asked the bartender.
“I think not,” Descartes replied. Then he disappeared.