If a word is misspelled in the dictionary...
How would we ever know?
If during the wedding ceremony, the man standing to the groom is called best man...
How come the woman next to the bride is only a maid?
Everywhere I went I kept hearing about BLUETOOTH...
So I finally went to my dentist and asked, "What's the best way to prevent it?"
The doorbell rings. A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step.
She asks, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
The man says, "Sure you can." And he closes the door.