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Favorite this joke Daughter: "Mom, are you gaining some weights?"
Mother: "Hon, it's because your dad always makes me angry. When I am mad, I eat a lot."
Daughter: "No wonder dad is bigger."
What is the cause of most computer problems?
It's the loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.
A few animals are in a restaurant. The waiter comes over at the end of the night with the check.
The skunk says, "Don't look at me, I haven't got a scent."
The duck says, "Just put it on my bill!"
The cow says, "You'll have to ask one of the udders."
The elephant blurts out, "It's on me, I have enough money in the trunk!"
Of all the doctors, it's the egomaniac optometrists you've really gotta keep an "I" on!
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