A quote from an interview with the Operations Manager of a growing company. The journalist asks, "So how many employees are working in your company?"
The manager replies, "Approximately half of them..."
Immature: a word that boring people use to describe fun people.
Why do seals swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
One day at a local café, a woman suddenly called out, "My daughter’s choking! She swallowed a nickel! Please, anyone, help!"
Immediately a man at a nearby table rushed up to her and said he was experienced in these situations. He calmly stepped over to the girl, then with no look of concern, wrapped his arms around her and squeezed. Out popped the nickel.
The man returned to his table as if nothing had happened.
"Thank you!" the mother cried. "Tell me, are you a doctor?"
"No," the man replied. "I work for the IRS."