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Favorite this joke When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar badly.
And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar... badly.
Sunday School Teacher: Okay class... who can tell me what are some different names used when talking about God?
Boy: Hallowed!
Sunday School Teacher: Hallowed? How did you get that as an answer?
Boy: It’s in the Lord’s Prayer: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name....
The cop asked, "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?"
The miner replied, "Mine."
Little Johnny: That knife-throwing act was terrible. I want my money back.
Carnival Owner: What was the matter with it?
Little Johnny: Call that a knife thrower? He got ten chances and he didn’t even hit that girl once!
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