Best Jokes

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The mother loved the picture frame her five-year-old son bought her for Mother’s Day.

She found a photograph of him and replaced the cat photo that came with it.

The son then became upset. "Why are you putting a picture of me in there? I bought you the picture of the cat!"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Mary" |
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My fear of stairs is escalating!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Benjones" |
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What do you call a computer program that writes a blues song about climate change?

An Al-Gore-rhythm!

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Michael Landau" |
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"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me.

"Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him.

"Really?" he asked.

"No," I said.

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Adie Peter" |