The mother loved the picture frame her five-year-old son bought her for Mother’s Day.
She found a photograph of him and replaced the cat photo that came with it.
The son then became upset. "Why are you putting a picture of me in there? I bought you the picture of the cat!"
What do you call a computer program that writes a blues song about climate change?
An Al-Gore-rhythm!
"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me.
"Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him.
"Really?" he asked.
"No," I said.