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Favorite this joke Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
It depends on the delivery system...
If you drop them out of a plane, definitely the egg.
It might be my imagination but I could have sworn my GPS navigation device said, "Not that left dummy, you're other left!"
Is anyone else having this problem?
Now that I'm a mother I'm having wild unimaginable fantasy's.
I keep picturing myself taking the evening off.
My favorite is the one about having uninterrupted sleep!
Lord, Give me coffee to change the things i can change...
... and wine to accept the things I can't.
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