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Favorite this joke Little Johnny was on the playground having a disagreement with another boy. The teacher comes out and tells the boys the best way to solve problems is to be agreeable and also open to compromise.
Little Johnny replies, "OK, I’ll agree to let him compromise."
A police officer stops a young woman for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
An interesting exchange between two geniuses, Einstein said to Chaplin:
“What I most admire about your art…
You don’t say a word, and the rest of the world understands you.”
"It is true", answered Chaplin, "but your glory is even greater. The whole world admires you, even though they don’t understand a word of what you say!"
Why does the sun rise in the east?
Because it can't rise in the west!
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