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When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?"

In the background I heard my mom yell, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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What is a lamb?

An animal that grows more 'sheepish' with age.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Benjones" |
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I put my phone under my pillow last night.

When I woke up it was gone and there was a $1 coin in it's place.

It was the Bluetooth Fairy.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports tv outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship…

It’s on Paperview!

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |