A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head, sits down and orders a drink.
Bartender serves the pirate his drink, and asks about the paper towel.
The pirate smiles and says, "That be the bounty on me head!"
A guy asked for a goodnight kiss but the girl rebuffed him, saying, “I don’t do that sort of thing on a first date.”
“Well,” he said, “how about on a last date?”
I believe the right girl for me is out there, in some corner of the earth...
But unfortunately, the earth is round.