Husband: "I wish to be the Prime Minister of the nation one day."
Wife: "But you already are the PM of a nation."
Husband: "Really, which nation?"
Wife: "The Imagi-nation."
A customer goes to the bank to make a deposit.
Teller: "Sorry sir. This $100 bill is a fake one. We cannot accept it."
Customer: "What's the big deal? I'm depositing it into my account, right?"
I really liked my new tattoo! It's written in Japanese kanji and reads, “Dragon Warrior”.
After going to my favorite Chinese restaurant I noticed the server looking at my tattoo. I said it means dragon warrior in Japanese.
She replied, "Oh no, it means 'chop suey' in Chinese."
Q: How can you tell if your neighbor's cat is a criminal?
A: Your dog is missing and there is a ransom note demanding tuna.