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Favorite this joke After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, Sarah decided she had been stood up.
Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and hot chocolate, and resigned herself to an evening of TV.
No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV when the doorbell rang. Her dad went to the door, and there stood her date.
He took one look at Sarah on the couch and gasped, "I'm two hours late and she's still not ready?"
Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business?
Turns out it was a pyramid scheme all along.
My wife got a mud-pack, and looked great for two days...
Then the mud fell off.
A guy kept boring his friends by going on and on about his ideas for a musical based on his life.
Eventually one of them said to him, “Look man, there’s no need to make a song and dance about it!”
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