Best Jokes

I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined...

Wednesday is open Mike night!

My favorite childhood memory is building sand castles with my grandfather...

Until my mother took the urn from me.

I was scrubbing the bulkhead on the USS Kitty Hawk one Sunday morning when the loud-speaker announced, "Religious services. Maintain silence about the decks. Discontinue all unnecessary work."

An hour later, the opinion many of us held regarding our daily routine, was confirmed when the announcement rang loud and clear, "Resume all unnecessary work."

I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist...

I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.