A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows.
The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, "Only caught one, eh?"
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...
But his brother Frank was a monster!
“Boss can I have a week off around Christmas?”
“It’s May...”
“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”
My friend Jay had twin girls recently and he wanted to name them after him...
So I suggested Kaye and Elle.