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Favorite this joke Teacher: "Now Johnny, can you tell me some of your favorite numbers?"
Little Johnny: "541, 29, 623, 188, 769 and 40."
Teacher: "Very good, Johnny, now I would like you to add your favorite numbers together."
Little Johnny: "Uhm, uh... actually, a couple of numbers I really like are 4 and 1."
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude.
Personally, I am on the fence.
During dinner, Little Johnny's mother catches him feeding the dog under the table. "Johnny," she says sternly. "You know very well that you're not supposed to feed the dog at the table!"
"I'm sorry, Mom." Johnny replies.
"All is well," his mother replies. "Now, do you know why we have that rule in the house?"
Johnny muses for a moment, then replies, "I guess it's 'cause if the dog doesn't like the food I give him, the food'll get left on the floor and eventually rot."
At 3:00 in the morning, Laura woke up and gently tapped her husband on the shoulder. "Hector, wake up, wake up!"
"Huhh?" Hector replied groggily. "What is it?"
"It's the baby."
Hector sat up a bit and listened for about a minute. "But I don't hear him crying."
"Yes," Laura replied. "And it's your turn to find out why."
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