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Dopey Dan: "No."
Policeman, skeptical: "Did he tell you to say that?"
Dopey Dan: "Yes."
I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
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After smattering a bazillion flying insects on his Jeep windshield, Harvey came to a stoplight. That very moment another sacrificial bug arrives —
“Mr. Harvey, I beg of you... spare my life and I’ll wash your windshield every day for a year!”
"Nah, I don’t think so," states Harvey.
“Why the heck not?” responds the bug.
‘Well, it’s my wife’s car, and she could use the exercise.”
A police detective was at the house of a woman whose past three husbands had suspiciously died. "I heard your first two husbands died of food poisoning." he inquired. "What caused it?"
"Poisonous mushrooms." she replied.
"I see," replied the inspector. "And how did your third husband die?"
"He wouldn't eat his mushrooms."
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