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Favorite this joke Joan: "I'm looking for a golden anniversary gift for my husband."
Lisa: "But haven't you only been married fifteen years?"
Joan: "Yes, but it feels like fifty!"
A patient about to go in for surgery at a small hospital was very nervous. Noticing his concern, the head surgeon traipsed up to him and said, "Don't worry, in all of my experience as a surgeon, only one other patient has died."
"Really?" the patient replied, already beginning to feel a little reassured. "How many other patients have you had?"
"You're my second," the surgeon replied.
Salesman: "Just give us a small deposit, ma'am, and you'll pay nothing for the next six months."
Woman: "I see you've heard of us."
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank-in-Stein.
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