I'm not saying that I'm a bad driver...
But when I drive, my navigation device doesn't speak, it prays in Latin.
If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up...
I could build the coolest tree house ever!
I saw a woman in Walmart with March Madness teeth...
She was down to the Final Four.
A British guy stabbed the 12th letter of the alphabet several times.
Bloody L.