My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3 am... can you believe it!?
Luckily I was still up playing the drums.
In laughter the 'L' comes first...
The rest of the letters come 'aughter' it.
What did the Brit say when he paid 2,000 pounds for his fridge?
"Goodness gracious, that costs a ton!"
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German man are watching a street performer. While he’s juggling, the street performer notices that the four have a bad view, so he stands on a crate and asks them, “Can you all see me now?”
The four guys respond to him, “Yes...”
“Oui...”
“Si...”
“Ja!”