Doctor (complacently): "You cough more easily this morning."
Patient (querulously): "I should, I've been practicing all night."
I got some Chinese symbols tattooed on my arm that reads, "I don't know, I don't speak Chinese".
So when someone asks what it says...
When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself...
She rejoiced!
I get my cereal from a tiger, insurance from a gecko, toilet paper from a bear, financial advice from a gorilla.
It's people I don't trust.