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Mr. Jameson was backing out of his driveway one morning when he heard a thump; panicked, he stopped the car and rushed out to see what had happened. A small dog was lying dead at the end of the driveway. Mr. Jameson felt terrible; he recognized this as a neighbor's dog and quickly made his way to the house next door.

Upon knocking on the door, Mr. Jameson was greeted by a tall woman. "I'm very sorry," he said. "But when I was backing out of my driveway this morning, I accidentally ran over your dog. I feel terrible and insist on replacing her."

The woman paused for a moment, then said, "Well, I guess you can bring me my slippers and newspaper tomorrow morning."

I just saw two elementary school kids having a fist fight.

So as an adult I had to step in.

They didn't stand a chance.

English lesson…

Tsunami T is silent
Psychology P is silent
Knife K is silent
Honest H is silent
Wife Husband is silent

I was on vacation in Texas, and was appalled by Dallas' chaotic traffic.

I asked the bellhop at the hotel why it was so disorderly.

"In some countries, they drive on the right, in others on the left. Here, we drive in the shade."