I was asked if I wanted to be an Organ Donor.
I told them if you can get it out of my basement it's yours!
Wilma: "Hey Betty, could you please tell me the name of that fancy Hair & Nail Boutique adjacent to the Old Town Graveyard? I need to lookup the phone number."
Betty: "Oh, you must mean 'Curl Up & Dye'?"
"Doctor Doctor, I feel like a tennis racket."
"You must be too highly strung."
Newlywed Husband: "Are we still planning on having children, dear?"
Newlywed Wife: "Well, considering how many times I've dropped my iPhone in the past, I really think that we should hold off on this whole baby thing for awhile."