Have you ever wondered...
Why they don't make an airplane out of the same stuff they make the indestructible black box?
Why was Cinderella so bad at sports?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!
What do Baseball players like to eat most often for breakfast?
Pancakes... because they're made from a batter!
How is a cat like a coin?
It has a head on one side and a tail on the other!