After completing dinner, a husband carries his plate to the sink and starts washing it.
His wife looks at him in disbelief and says, "Honey, we are not at home. This is a restaurant."
What did the egg say to the whisk?
I know when I'm beaten.
Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butter fly!
Knock-knock..
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!