When a neighbor's home was burglarized, I decided to be more safety conscious. But my measly front-door lock wasn’t going to stop anyone, so I hung this sign outside: "Nancy, don’t come in. The snake is loose. Mom."
What did the magician say when he made the rabbit disappear?
Hare today, gone tomorrow!
What do you call an Egyptian back specialist?
A Cairo-practor!
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish!