The engineering students conspired to make fun of the professor, Mr. Lawrence. They went up to him and said, “Sir, We have invented a device which can help one see through a solid wall.”
Mr. Lawrence asked, “Really? What is that?”
One student said, “A hole.”
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a major emergency...
Even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting!
I don’t think George Clooney has a bathroom mirror...
He just has a note taped to the wall that says, “Don’t worry about it.”
Do you ever wonder...
What would happen if your mouth had a backspace key?