If a young woman is in court for stealing...
Is that a miss-trial?
Teacher: "What's the difference between 'He cleans the plate' and 'The plate is cleaned by him'?"
Student: "In first sentence he is not married, but in second sentence he is married!"
If more than one mouse is mice...
Does that mean more than one spouse is spice?
Reality is a nice place to visit...
But I sure would not want to live there!