Latest Jokes

Fric: I was going to dance down a spiral staircase for your birthday, but I decided not to.

Frac: Why not?

Fric: Because I am a Fred Astaires.

Why did the Lone Ranger have his bullets made in Cincinnati?

He wanted Ohio silver.

Did you hear about the inchworm that got upset?

He had to turn metric.

A dog breeder crossed a setter and pointer at Christmas time and he got a pointersetter.