Why did the teddy bear skip lunch?
Because he was stuffed!!
Why did the elevator go to the doctor?
Because it was coming down with something.
How did the octopus defeat the shark?
He was well armed!
Q; What are the first 3 words the Giant said to Jack?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo
Q: What are the first 4 words the Giant said to Jack?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo-Fum
Q: What are the answers to both questions, combined?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo-Fee-Fye-Fo-Fum
Q: What do you have?
A: Mike Tyson's telephone number