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Why did the teddy bear skip lunch?

Because he was stuffed!!

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Why did the elevator go to the doctor?

Because it was coming down with something.

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How did the octopus defeat the shark?

He was well armed!

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Q; What are the first 3 words the Giant said to Jack?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo

Q: What are the first 4 words the Giant said to Jack?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo-Fum

Q: What are the answers to both questions, combined?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo-Fee-Fye-Fo-Fum

Q: What do you have?
A: Mike Tyson's telephone number

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